If I got a dime every time I heard that...

People in Washington are crazy and rude and very selfish. I never thought their would be so much evil in the world, but I guess there is. I'll give the world the benefit of the doubt and say that all the evil is concentrated in Washington state.

I'm not sure if it's because the weather is

 so dreary all the time, or if it's the food we eat, the water we drink, or the air we breath that makes them forget their manners, but there is definitely something causing this epidemic.

It's almost like all the depression in Alaska during the month of darkness.

So, today is "If I got a dime every time..." day:

• If I got a dime every time I was told I was useless then hung up on without given the opportunity to defend myself... I'd have almost a dollar.

• If I got a dime every time I was called a bitch over the phone at work, I'd have a whole dollar (by the way, 9 of them was one kid--that's what he acted like anyway--I wanted to tell him he didn't know what that side of me was like and he better hope he didn't see it... but he hung up.)

• If I got a dime every time I was asked "Hey, how are ya?" and then never given the chance to respond, I'd have 3 dollars. (I usually mute myself and carry on the conversation like they paused for my answer.)

• If I got a dime for every font I've downloaded in the past 24-48 hours I'd have roughly $1,500 (And I'm only on "J"!)

• If I got a dime for every time I dreamed of never working a day in my life, god, I'd be rich.

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